On a book shelf not far from here a lego man met a potato. 

The potato asked the man to dance a waltz. The lego man said 'why, of course' and removed his hat only to reveal no hair. A lego man has never been able to wear a hat as well as hair. The lego man became shy and ran behind a large book to hide his shame. Fortune shone and the potato remained true to his wish and asked the lego man to dance for a second time. The two looked at one another and smiled. However when the lego man reached to take the potato's hand he realised that the potato had none. 'How shall we dance if you have no hands?' asked the lego man. 'Patience' whispered the potato. Each day the lego man climbed on to the shelf and sat with the potato. They sat in silence and waited.

After 28 days the potato asked the lego man to dance for a third time but he shook his head 'How?' the lego man asked again. 'Hold my hand' said the potato for the potato had grown a sprout. From that day onwards the lego man and the potato danced and never let go of each other's hands.